making an alphabetical book of cutout animals
i changed my theme and made this birdy admiring pale photo my header! there is an exact amount of twenty fly birdies on my face to collarbone ratio

ihaditperfectly:

My goals this summer are to read lots and fall in love… Looks like I’m reading all summer

my best friend, everyone

I had a dream last night that was REALLY cool/enchanting and to practice writing I wrote it into a quick short story. My subconscious may or may not have gotten it’s master of death from pushing daisies, but anyways here it is: 

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write-my-mind:

majelleabell:

MY BRUISE IS IN THE INVERTED SHAPE OF THE STATE OF ALASKA IT’S A SIGGGGNNNNNNN

A sign that you should expect random beatings if you enter the state of Alaska?!?

you’re right that’s probably not a good sign more like a bad omen

lights-over-arbys:

rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

This post kept getting better and better with every word

progress shot! procrastinating adding the suctions on the tentacles, but i’ve video taped this entire process and it’s already soo long!
xthatoneguyyx:

heard you were talking shit 
MY BRUISE IS IN THE INVERTED SHAPE OF THE STATE OF ALASKA IT’S A SIGGGGNNNNNNN
i call this photo 'when i have food'